Joel Westman's mustache

Joel Westman had a wife named Betty.

She grew tired of his mustache however.

So every night while he slept she'd take tweezers and pluck out a hair

Night by night Joel was slowly losing his mustache.

But one day Betty was brutally murdered by the Long Street Cannibal, a vicious serial killer who'd been terrorizing the neighborhood for months.

Joel Westman grew his mustache back.