Ricky Lee Silber
A misunderstanding at sea
Drawings
Mary had a little limb
Drawings
A horse drawn carriage
poetry
The man who found a shoe
There once was a man who found a shoe, but hidden inside was a piece of poo. He tried it on and to his delight, it fit perfectly it was just right! He hurried home to show his wife, "that's the stinkiest shoe I've smelled
poetry
The Man From Nantucket
There once was a man from Nantucket, who found a syringe in a bucket. It was covered in crud and a bunch of old blood, and he was like meh whatever fuck it.
poetry
A condom made of lace
I once wore a condom made of lace, I tried it in a safe space. But amidst the jerk it didn't quite work, as some cum ended up on my face.
bedtime stories
Joel Westman's mustache
Joel Westman had a wife named Betty. She grew tired of his mustache however. So every night while he slept she'd take tweezers and pluck out a hair Night by night Joel was slowly losing his mustache. But one day Betty was brutally murdered by the Long Street
Essays
5 Ways To Stop Egg Salad From Slipping Through The Hole Of Your Bagel
1. Put a ping-pong ball into the hole 2. Patch it up with drywall 3. Plug it with any standard bathtub plug 4. Fill with cement 5. Stuff with an old t-shirt
Season 2
Christmas Eve in Dodgetown
As Christmas Eve fell upon the sleepy town of Dodgetown, all it's residents gathered at the local church. Pastor Blanton had a long-standing tradition of giving his sermon past midnight, and into the wee hours of the morning so that Billy McDoogle, the jolly town drunk, had
Season 2
The Owl
Once upon a time a on a family farm just east of Omaha Nebraska, The Stephenson's sat around a campfire as they did each Sunday evening. Rain or shine, this was their longstanding tradition. They'd tell stories, talk about their week, and pray for one another&
Season 2
The Popcorn Killer
One wintery evening as the Patterson family went to bed, little Bridgette lay awake eating popcorn, and pondering all the wonders of life - her loving family, the leaves blowing in the wind, the vast oceans. There wasn't one thing she could think of that wasn't incredible.